$due_date = strtotime('02/16/2012');
$today = strtotime(date('m/d/Y'));

if ($today < $due_date) {
     print 'Coming soon...';
}
elseif ($today == $due_date) {
     print 'Today *should* be the day!';
}
else {
     print 'This baby is overdue :)';
}

lifefunc:

<?php

$days = date(“t”);

days_go_by($days);

function days_go_by($days, $us=”us”, $you=”you”){

do{

if(strstr($us, $you)){

break;

}

$day++;

} while($day <= $days);

}

?>

Days go by - Dirty Vegas

$money = 0;
$problems = 0;

do {
    $money += 1;
    $problems += 1;
} while ($money >= 0);

No news is good news from the HQ bathroom.

function your_brain_is($str)
{
     print "Your brain is " . $str;
}

//In Hours
$max = 8;
$arr = array("jello", "dead", "mush", "frozen");
if ($freewheelin_it > $max) {
     $rand = rand(0, count($arr)-1);
     your_brain_is($arr[$rand]);
}

function the_old_man_is($str)
{
     print $str;
}

do {
     the_old_man_is("snoring");
} while ($its_raining && $its_pouring);